Acceptance Speech

WOW!!!!! i mean, i knew i had a chance to win this year, and i've been working really hard to win, but i just never thought it would happen, a special thanks goes out to all of those that made this happen, kige ramsey has been a real inspiration in my life, hightower -the beer vender at wrigley field, deserves a good amount of credit for the role he played this last summer, and last but not least the common man (dan cole, the best of the worst and the worst of the best, the radio dinasour, the dream of the everyday house wife, the radio romeo, and the master of tom foolery and sculdugary) has displayed an amount of sports knowledge that could only be described as average (at best), and i could not have done it without any of those people who i truly love, i'm looking forward to next years awards ceremony, and i would like to encourage every man on earth to strive for what is truly the most noble goal in life, to be average

ACSF fan of the year

Each year March 15th is the date that primarily is known as the day that corporate tax returns are due. However there are actually a number of important events that are remembered on this day:

1) McDonald's Shamrock Shake is around for only 2 more days.
2) Julius Caesar was stabbed to death in 44 BC.
3) ACSF names their average chicago sports fan of the year.

This fan displays the following:
- an average amount of knowledge towards Chicago sports teams.
- Chicago sports teams support are secondary or even tertiary behind another city.
- he'll go to a cubs game while displaying his support for his favorite band Andrew W.K.

And with that I give you the ACSF fan of they year:
Doug Kvamme


Grats Doug. Enjoy a Shammie Shake on you!
ACSF team

In honor of Nocioni.

We here at ACSF are never up to date on things like trades and what not so it's about time we reflected on some of the Bulls moves last week. Probably my second favorite memory of Nocioni is shown below. The first is the Nocioni song that is nearly impossible to find now. I'm going to miss that crazy Argentine.

Spring is Here!!!!

Sore back slows Cleveland Indians closer Kerry Wood

Every year, winter seems longer doesn't it? Well, fear not my average chicago sports fans! Spring has arrived along with Kerry Wood feeling pain somewhere on his fragile body.

Vinny

Caption This Photo

"I like my women a little bigger than this."



Winner gets a free banana

Mark Prior's new job?

Name that Blackhawk

It's everybody's favorite new game where we try to guess the Blackhawk from the Hartsburg-Sutter-Graham-Molleken-Pulford-Suhonen-Sutter-Yawney era.

Today's Hawk: A Chris Pronger look-alike.

Unfortunate News out of ACSF camp

It's with a heavy heart that I write this note. I was informed over the weekend that my friend and esteemed colleague, who the general public knows as DecentDestroyer, had a positive test for the banned substance Human Growth Hormone back in late 2008. While I was saddened at first about the implications, now I am taking solace in knowing that that is why his ACSF posts were always so much better than mine. At least I have my dignity when I go to sleep at night wrapped in my Chicago Bears blanket, which incidentally was given to me by DecentDestroyer. How ironic?

ps - this picture was taken of me on the tennis court in a match against DecentDestroyer (unpictured) during the height of his (ab)use.

But......

There's no Chicago Sports News of late.

Check back soon!