Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Hey Detroit! You stink and have bad breath!









I want to piss on your hockey rink so bad right now. Do the Hawks still have a shot? Absolutely, Hawks in 6 dawgs!

Friday, May 15, 2009

Toews meets the Most Interesting Man in the World




He doesn't always drink beer, but when he does...

Friday, May 8, 2009

Dustin Byfuglien's brother dropped the puck last night

Here Come the Hawks




Just when you have given up on them in the 3rd period, the Hawks come through. My playoff beard just got a couple days longer.

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Be Careful Out There Guys



With any widespread panic, I usually turn to Kige Ramsey for advice on how to handle it. It seems like I only need to follow two tips and I should be ok.

Sunday, April 26, 2009

Livin on an Iglesias






The Bears today drafted the offspring of latino pop star Julio Iglesias and up and coming pop star Joaquin Phoenix. Finally someone in the Bears organization came to their senses and drafted someone with the best genetic makeup of all time.

Thursday, April 16, 2009