RIP Gaines Adams

Breaking News: Gaines Adams was found dead... um 3 days ago I believe.

I scrounged youtube hoping for a Bears highlight for all of us to remember him by, but the only thing that came back was Gaines picking off old friend Kyle Orton for a TD.

Sports News

newest headline - 'Tiger Woods at fault in one-car crash, police say'

hmm, it took 5 days for the police to figure out that Tiger Woods's running into a fire hydrant was his fault. Who else's fault could it have been? ACSF is finding that the PGA wanted to blame it on John Daly, the Florida police wanted to blame illegal Cuban immigrants, and the FBI was following leads that it was the White House party crashers. Anybody but Tiger Woods. However after 5 days they realized that since he was the only person in the car and hit a stationary object, there was no possible way to spin it any other way.


Tiger obeyed the traditional PGA signs by staying silent, but eventually the story would get out.

This is the Numbers Guy reporting from Washington DC
- The Numbers Guy

ACSF staff mounts insurmountable comeback

In the 2009 Thanksgiving weekend darts classic at Tommy Nevins (Nuh-vins), team ACSF staged a 3 way cricket comeback not seen since Saved by the Bell College Years resurfaced on the silver screen. Unable to hit any numbers of value in the early going, the ACSF team was thrown on the back of Yahn Sieber, a perennial all-star, who fought through a shoulder injury a la Kirk Gibson, to spark the team when the team was down and out. Followed up with consistent play by troycRTC (DecentDestroyer) and kirbyLLC (The Numbers Guy), ACSF took down the giant which was a team ingrediented by Ray Small/Bob Jones. Tune in next month for the 2K9 Christmas classic.

Where is Superjumanji?

ACSF is looking for this guy:


















We know he's out there and has this window open as one of 5-8 internet windows open throughout the course of his day. Please come back to ACSF and contribute one article per quarter. At least show us your moustache.

- The Numbers Guy(s)

ACSF lead editor demoted

In a fairly unshocking move, ACSF demoted the Numbers Guy today handing the publications chief responsibilities to Decent Destroyer. This was based on the fact that Decent Destroyer has made 5 posts in a row.

Even though the Numbers Guy tried to hold onto his position by making this post to breakup the streak of 5 by Decent Destroyer he still demoted himself.

Christmas List Item For Sure!!!

Happy Ditkaween

If these guys played Pop Warner football, they could probably beat the Bucs.

Lovie loses another challenge

From North Carolina.. playing right field, Michael Jordan

Week 3 Review (short) and Week 4 Preview

So, a nice comeback win for the Bears last week. Good to see them pull one off on the road. To be honest, the game was so long ago I don't really remember it. I apologize for anybody that's been auto-refreshing this site just to find nothing new. Anyways, let's look forward to the Lions.



I'm kind of glad the Lions won last week. The Bears shouldn't feel that much pressure here and should take care of business pretty easily. I'd really like to see the offense put a few drives together in the first half and not make it close at the end. My heart needs a break. ACSF prediction 27-13 Bears. Forte runs for a TD, Cutler throws 2 TD's, Bennett catches one and Olsen catches the other.

Congrats to tomato this week as he correctly identified the arsenal of Tank Johnson. You guys tore apart that pic, so I'll give you a more challenging one this week.

Name the ex-bear. Here you go, good luck.