Monday, June 16, 2008

ESPN headlines

I don't know about you, but I'm sick of most ESPN headlines on ESPN.com. As I'm watching the end of the US Open, I'm more nervous about the next crummy ESPN-play-on-words-headline, then I am about who is going to win. That's when you know it's time to shut down their site. Here are some potentials that we at average chicago sports fan came up that ESPN would post after a Tiger win.

"Taming a Tiger" (thumbs down)
"Hunting a Tiger" (thumbs way down)
"Show em you're a Tiger, show em what you can do. The taste of Kellogg's Frosted Flakes, brings out the Tiger in you.........and You!" (would be cool, but they'd never do it)

Next inevitable dreadful headline comes after game 6 of the NBA Finals.

- The Numbers Guy

2 comments:

The Numbers Guy said...

And the winner is......"Legendary Roar"

BOOO!!!!!!!

DecentDestroyer said...

BOOOOOO!!!!!