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newest headline - 'Tiger Woods at fault in one-car crash, police say'

hmm, it took 5 days for the police to figure out that Tiger Woods's running into a fire hydrant was his fault. Who else's fault could it have been? ACSF is finding that the PGA wanted to blame it on John Daly, the Florida police wanted to blame illegal Cuban immigrants, and the FBI was following leads that it was the White House party crashers. Anybody but Tiger Woods. However after 5 days they realized that since he was the only person in the car and hit a stationary object, there was no possible way to spin it any other way.


Tiger obeyed the traditional PGA signs by staying silent, but eventually the story would get out.

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- The Numbers Guy

ACSF staff mounts insurmountable comeback

In the 2009 Thanksgiving weekend darts classic at Tommy Nevins (Nuh-vins), team ACSF staged a 3 way cricket comeback not seen since Saved by the Bell College Years resurfaced on the silver screen. Unable to hit any numbers of value in the early going, the ACSF team was thrown on the back of Yahn Sieber, a perennial all-star, who fought through a shoulder injury a la Kirk Gibson, to spark the team when the team was down and out. Followed up with consistent play by troycRTC (DecentDestroyer) and kirbyLLC (The Numbers Guy), ACSF took down the giant which was a team ingrediented by Ray Small/Bob Jones. Tune in next month for the 2K9 Christmas classic.

Where is Superjumanji?

ACSF is looking for this guy:


















We know he's out there and has this window open as one of 5-8 internet windows open throughout the course of his day. Please come back to ACSF and contribute one article per quarter. At least show us your moustache.

- The Numbers Guy(s)