Wednesday, May 27, 2009

wild world of sports

In a very bizarre series of events today at the confines Carlos Zambrano tries to display his affection for Mark Carlson (veteran umpire) with a holy kiss, as fans look on in horror.
The rejection was too much for Big Z to take as he was presented with the "iron cheek"

"Sweet Lou" comes to the rescue (pictured right(clearly drunk and belligerent)), to no avail.

Carlos is left with no one to blame but his leather mitt, as he hurls it into the stands and kills an onlooking elderly fan (pictured middle right) although autopsy results show he had the swine flu, and AIDS.

The Search is ON!!

We're doing an online scrimmage of sorts to find out what the worst Chicago sports jersey purchase in recent history has been. Since it's too easy to pick on the Bears 1st round woes, we(I) have selected my 'CSF worst jersey purchase ever' for each of the 5 professional ball clubs in Chicago. If you own one of these jerseys, you know who you are, let's just say that's strike one on your jersey buying career.






















98 Bears - Curtis Enis - the only reason I say this guy is because not only did he flop in the NFL but he also changed numbers wearing both 39 and 44 in his brief stint with the Bears. Either way you lose.





93 Blackhawks - Eric Lecompte - I can just see it now. Hawks front office chompin at the bit after Chris Pronger, Scott Niedermayer, Paul Kariya, Saku Koivu were drafted feeling like it was a no lose situation. Then they end up with Eric Lecompte. I did a search for 'Eric Lecompte Blackhawks' and this is the first of very few hawks photos that popped up (none of which Lecompte was in) which says a lot about where he ended up being that Scotty Bowman is the top hit. The other two hawks that came up on the search were Bobby Hull & Tony Esposito.






















97 Bulls - Keith Booth - This was a tough one since most of the above average decent Bulls 1st rounders ended up on other teams while the Bulls held onto a series of bad 1st rounders. Runner-up here is Marcus Fizer. I can see the guy in the front row having just spent $149 on an authentic Booth jersey waiting to yell something original like, 'Boooooooooooth' along the same lines of 'Alouuuuuuuuu' (Cubs) or 'Mooooooooose' (Bears), and never getting the chance cause it turned out his game was at a 3rd graders level.

I'm actually tired now of looking up old Chicago sports 1st rounders. Remember we're only ACSF so we had to look up the info because we're not DH(die hards). Tune in next time on ACSF for the Cubs/Sox 1st round debacles.

- the Numbers Guy

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

change we cannot believe in


with the addition of the newest contributor/member i think its safe to assume there will be an increase in the number of control/alt/delete and apple Q key commands across computerland

Friday, May 22, 2009

ACSF vs TTCS



We live in a capitalist society. Let's face it. No more beating around the bush. Since the inception of ACSF, there have been many look alikes showing up similar to when BK and Mickey Dee's jumped on the 99 cent menu bandwagon following Wendy's' successful run. The most notable competitor to date for ACSF is TTCS...Top Ten Chicago Sports. Just to run the numbers for you:

TTCS:
5 steady contributors
11 writers
20+ posts/month
steady fan base
facebook group

ACSF:
2 quasi-contributors (both members of twitter)
0 good posts
1 major fan
Infinite computer screen shots


Our product speaks for itself.
- The Numbers Guy

Thursday, May 21, 2009

Your new Bulls GM




He will also give you a pink slip if you are late to class, confront you about the fight you got into at lunch, and perhaps lead your football team in a pep rally to beat that ugly bunch from Wheaton.

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Hey Detroit! You stink and have bad breath!









I want to piss on your hockey rink so bad right now. Do the Hawks still have a shot? Absolutely, Hawks in 6 dawgs!

Friday, May 15, 2009

Toews meets the Most Interesting Man in the World




He doesn't always drink beer, but when he does...

Friday, May 8, 2009

Dustin Byfuglien's brother dropped the puck last night

Here Come the Hawks




Just when you have given up on them in the 3rd period, the Hawks come through. My playoff beard just got a couple days longer.

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Be Careful Out There Guys



With any widespread panic, I usually turn to Kige Ramsey for advice on how to handle it. It seems like I only need to follow two tips and I should be ok.