Tuesday, September 2, 2008

How Many Seconds Will Mike Brown Last This Year?


Let's be honest, call a spade a spade, shoot from the hip, whatever other cliché phrase can be used for telling it like it is. Fan favorite Mike Brown has been injured each of the last 45 seasons, each year earlier in the season than the previous one. So based on the Numbers Guy's calculations, he's now down to about 18-22 seconds of PT (short for playing time, not as in peter tom willis) this year. His injuries have strangely been plotted on a line graph and the result is parabolic in relation to the length of the season that passes before he gets injured. So that's why this season he may only last 18-22 seconds. I love Mike Brown to death and hope that the Numbers Guy's calculations are off...but just wanted to prep the fans.

Passionately yours,
the Numbers Guy

2 comments:

DecentDestroyer said...

Whats the Standard Deviation in this formula?

The Numbers Guy said...

14.333 repeating obviously