In a very bizarre series of events today at the confines Carlos Zambrano tries to display his affection for Mark Carlson (veteran umpire) with a holy kiss, as fans look on in horror.
The rejection was too much for Big Z to take as he was presented with the "iron cheek"
"Sweet Lou" comes to the rescue (pictured right(clearly drunk and belligerent)), to no avail.
Carlos is left with no one to blame but his leather mitt, as he hurls it into the stands and kills an onlooking elderly fan (pictured middle right) although autopsy results show he had the swine flu, and AIDS.
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Sweet Lou's smirk had me rotflcopter.
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