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Tiger prepares for his birdie put on 9

Update: He missed.

a moment ago on 12

Ernie waits to hit his 4th shot

Chicago Baseball - In the Toilet

Double loss today for your Chicago baseball teams. Drown yourselves with some Caberlee and Buehrlot. Me, I'm holding out for the Dyeiser or Podsednikoors. Cub fan boozers can hold out for the Theriotequila or the Sotomeister.

Milton Injures Hamstring

We broke our 'no breaking news' policy to say that Milton Bradley injured his hamstring in tonights game at Houston. I haven't seen this many minor leg injuries in one season since, well, last season when Bradley injured his leg a number of times during the season. It must be the umps fault.

PODS

scott podsednik went yard the other day, dooming the white sox season, as they have not won a world series in seasons where PODS hits a regular season home run.  if there's one lesson we can learn from this story, its that you always save your power for the post season, when it counts.

Milton opts for prosthesis

In a strange turn of events, Milton Bradley opted for amputation of both his legs to supplant the two oft injured limbs with prosthetics after his league leading 41st trip to the DL this year for non-serious leg injuries. The irony of the situation is that doctors had to use the childrens game that he created as a road map to figure out what the surgery required. After getting buzzed a few times on the femur removal, Bradley felt confident that the doctors were picking on him and that he was above their shenanigans so he did the surgery himself.





Other Cubs league leaders are Fonso with 5 leadoff HR's and Milton Bradley (again) with the quickest ejection on the home turf of a new team in his first AB at Wrigley.

you're fired

We all know it had to be done, after many years of physical and mental abuse the big orange cafeteria-like Gatorade dispenser in the Cubs dugout was put out to pasture, soon to be followed by Ron Santo. Ryan Dempster was quoted as saying "I'm going to miss it", teammate Ryan Theriot also went on record saying "that cooler is coming home with me". The most likely destination will be Lou Piniella's garage where it will be transformed into a margarita/bloody mary/miller lite dispenser.