Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Milton opts for prosthesis




In a strange turn of events, Milton Bradley opted for amputation of both his legs to supplant the two oft injured limbs with prosthetics after his league leading 41st trip to the DL this year for non-serious leg injuries. The irony of the situation is that doctors had to use the childrens game that he created as a road map to figure out what the surgery required. After getting buzzed a few times on the femur removal, Bradley felt confident that the doctors were picking on him and that he was above their shenanigans so he did the surgery himself.





Other Cubs league leaders are Fonso with 5 leadoff HR's and Milton Bradley (again) with the quickest ejection on the home turf of a new team in his first AB at Wrigley.

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