hmm, it took 5 days for the police to figure out that Tiger Woods's running into a fire hydrant was his fault. Who else's fault could it have been? ACSF is finding that the PGA wanted to blame it on John Daly, the Florida police wanted to blame illegal Cuban immigrants, and the FBI was following leads that it was the White House party crashers. Anybody but Tiger Woods. However after 5 days they realized that since he was the only person in the car and hit a stationary object, there was no possible way to spin it any other way.
Tiger obeyed the traditional PGA signs by staying silent, but eventually the story would get out.
This is the Numbers Guy reporting from Washington DC
- The Numbers Guy
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Just hard core journalism right there, great work. What a day here at ACSF.
now thats some intrepid reporting
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