Tuesday, January 26, 2010

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now that the football season is over, we can begin to focus on the upcoming Olympics in the neighboring (worthless) country Canada, i went to Montreal when i was younger, and the only vivid memory i had, was driving down this ghetto street with hookers everywhere, and huge billboards with naked women on them, and my mom was yelling at us to cover our eyes and dont make eye contact with anyone outside, so i think its safe to assume Canada is the sleaziest country in the world,

this week i've been assigned to cover the wheelchair curling event in the paralympic games which will run from march 12-20. wheelchair curling is very similar to regular curling, except in order to compete in wheelchair curling, you must be missing an arm or leg or a combination of the two, needless to say, this will be a very entertaining event. wheelchair curling will take place at hillcrest park in vancouver. For more information on the wheelchair curling event just google it.

3 comments:

DecentDestroyer said...

What a comeback for superjumanji. Hope you enjoy your investigative trip to Vancouver. Remember to send me your expense report so I can look at it and then throw it in the trash. Although, any hooker expense is fully refundable.

superjumanji said...

of course its refundable, you just take it back before you throw her off the bridge, thats what i do on grand theft auto

The Numbers Guy said...

wow does it feel good to have you back superyumanji. and what better way to dive back in than to throw down a phenomenal story like you did.

on behalf of all the writers/editors at ACSF, welcome back.